Hororscope

My horoscope for today says, "You might want to take the day off because you're thinking about all the things you want to do that have nothing to do with work."

Didn't the people who were writing the horoscope know that I think about other things all the time. If I make my decisions based on that then I will not come to work 365 days of the year and when my boss asks me the reason for not showing up, I will ask her to talk to Mr. Rick Levine who writes my hororscope everyday on my google page.