Download

Yeah most people are going to say what's so special about a download, we do it a zillion times in a day but no I am not talking about that. When I say download I am talking about my favorite topic the download of food. The wonderful system of emptying your body and the best dinner conversation for most of the dharia young uns. If you know me, this is something that comes up in every conversation and I can go into great details about the effects of various foods on my system and the different reactions produced by them.

Its not just me, some of my cousins and friends take great pleasure in informing me when exactly they emptied their intestines and how they feel after it.Do you remember having a night of great sex and that feeling of satisfaction in the morning? Well now think about eating oily and spicy food all weekend and the feeling at the end of it when your stomach is completely empty, isn't it way better?? Yes it is. People are going to say "ewww you are disgusting" but believe me there is no shame in talking about it, you do it every morning and sometimes various times in a day specially if you are lactose intolerant and cannot stop yourself from eating chocolate.

I could easily write a book but for now I gotta go download, had too many m&m's. :)